Bolbi From Jimmy Neutron Eats a Fish Cube

I am an intern at Country Music Television™ Studios. On September 10, 2001, we were supposed to preview the new episode of the children's television show, Jimmy Neutron®. As we walked in the room, Stephen Hillenberg crouched over an infant and shat out a VHS tape. On it, written in Sharpie™

marker, was "''Bolbi From Jimmy Neutron® Eats a Fish Cube." ''Stephen Hillenberg then flapped his arms and flew off into the sunset. We put the tape in our Blu-ray™ Player and began to watch. It started off with a commercial for Werther's Original™ and then it showed the intro. When the logo appeared, instead of saying Jimmy Neutron™, it said 666. It showed Carl covered in hyper-realistic blood. One female intern left the room and never came back. Then it showed a picture of the main character, Bolbi Stroganovsky, eating a cube with a picture of a fish on it. The same female intern from before walked back into the room, then left the room again and never came back. Suddenly, it played the entirety of 2 Girls 1 Cup, and then it showed the credits. The credits rolled with "All Star" by Smash Mouth playing in the background. Everything was credited to Steven Hillenberg, Josef Fritzel, or LOLSKELETONS. The VHS tape then caught fire, and burned down the entire studio, killing me and injuring three other innocent interns. What a spooktacular day!